Day 4: Wait a minute…am I in Boston?

So, when I finally made it to St. Louis I discovered that it was even more like Boston than Cincy was. It had the same walkability as Boston, which being a 85 degree day was simply lovely.

The hotel I had a reservation at was called the Missouri Athletic Club. It wasn’t grungy, wasn’t exorbitantly expensive, and was within walking distance of both the Gateway Arch and Busch Stadium. When I walked in the door I felt out of place immediately.

Upon check in I was given some hotel info on a sheet of paper. Glossy heavy paper to just to really paint the picture of how snobby this place was. Printed on this glossy high quality paper were Club Policies which I will now quote.

Appropriate Attire Requested

Casual attire is permitted throughout the Club. Casual attire is slacks, blue jeans and walking shorts, collared shirts (including Polo shirts), and sweaters.

Apparel not permitted: cut-off shorts, athletic t-shirts and bare midriff garments. Not hats in lobby or restaurants.

All cell phones are prohibited in dining and lounge areas.

I walked into the lobby of this hotel wearing a white t-shirt, camouflage cargo shorts that are frayed on the leg, a backwards St. Louis Cardinals hat, and sunglasses. The fact that I was not IMMEDIATELY escorted from the building is simply amazing. Now unfortunately I left all of my slacks in Beavers’ room back home and all of my sweaters were in Mr. Roger’s closet. But what I was most upset about was I had this FABULOUS little cut off belly number that would have looked simply divine with my Cardinals hat but now I was being told I couldn’t wear it.

So I took my belongings up to my room and contemplated what I was going to do about the attire. I decided I’d address that later and headed over the get my ticket for the Gateway Arch.

I got my ticket and walked over to get in line. Let me just state the obvious first. That thing is GIANT. When you stand next to something and have to tilt your head all the way back just to see the top of it you know that’s big. Put it this way. In one of the pictures I took of it you can see a little black dot on the bottom of the picture in front of the arch. That is my camera bag and it looks like a pebble.

So I get in line and get in the tram that takes you to the top. The tram consist of eight 5 person pods. These pods are not made for large people. Luckily I am not a large person and did not have to be cooped up with any large people. These pods have no windows in them either so if you’re claustrophobic this would possibly be you’re worst nightmare. The tram ride takes 4 minutes to get to the top. Once at the top though? It’s awe inspiring. 630 feet in the air and you can look out the tiny windows that are up there and just see for miles and miles and miles and miles. It was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

While at the top though, I noticed something…interesting. As I was taking selfies and looking out of the window I noticed that I was moving. I stopped. I reevaluated and realized it was not me that was moving. It was the arch. The arch was swaying in the wind. 630 feet up and this thing is swaying. The park ranger that was up there was explaining the structural integrity of it and that it’s meant to be able to sway like that. No amount of explaining was ever going to make me okay with the swaying though. I decided that would be a good time to leave so I took the 3 minute pod back down to Earth and headed over to Busch Stadium to get a ticket for the Cardinals v Red Sox game

Day 4: The quickest way from point A to point B is a straight line….

Hello hello everyone! First off thanks for your patience! I know I had been updating nightly but with the Cardinals game last night I was out later than expected and I wanted to get up early this morning and go so I pushed it off.

So let’s jump right in!

It’s often said that the quickest way from one point to another is a straight line. However, the most entertaining way from one point to another often includes some standard, and non standard, deviations.

So leaving Cincinnati I was eager to see what St. Louis had in store for me. However, there were a few pit stops and detours on the way. A couple of them planned and one spur of the moment.

The first detour was Louisville, KY. While looking at the route from Cincy to St. Louis I realized that I’d be passing directly through Louisville and I couldn’t pass through Louisville without stopping at the Louisville Slugger Museum and getting a nice picture of the ginormous bat outside. Unfortunately the museum wasn’t open yet when I got there but I was still able to get some pretty sweet pictures of that bat which you’ll be able to check out in the highlight reel.

Next stop on the detour train was a breakfast place in Louisville called Wagner’s Pharmacy and Diner. A staple in Louisville since 1922 I decided to get a good breakfast in me before continuing on to St. Louis. Boy, I was not let down. I ordered Pam & Jack’s Omelette. Now I don’t know who the heck Pam and Jack are but they make one hell of an omelette. It consisted of green pepper, onion, tomato, ham, bacon, sausage, and two cheeses. This monstrosity also came with two biscuits. After cleaning my plate it was no wonder why I wasn’t hungry again until about 8pm.

The last stop on this train of deviations was a rather unexpected one. Driving along highways in Indiana was what you’d expect. Cornfield, cornfield, cornfield, tractor, cornfield, cornfield, cornfield, cornfield, horse, cornfield, cornfield. However, I started seeing signs for Santa Claus. Now to say I didn’t know what the hell the signs were for would be an understatement. Then one of the signs said Santa Claus, IN. There is a Santa Claus, Indiana? Are you shitting me? Call it a waste of time, call it cheesy, call it a tourist trap. Call it whatever you want. But when you’re raised by a woman who watches Christmas movies year round like they are just normal movies and keeps Christmas lights up until the town electrician tells her they need to come down, you pull off and find out what the heck Santa Claus, Indiana is all about.

I cannot stress this enough either, this wasn’t just one spot in a town. This entire town was Santa Claus themed. You had your typical Santa Claus toy store and gift shop, but you also had (no exaggeration whatsoever) Santa Claus Hardware and Lake Rudolph. I swear to god. If you don’t believe me please Google it.

Fearing if I stayed too long I might run into Mayor Kringle himself, I took the obligatory pictures and split.

I hopped back on the highway and headed straight for St. Louis. No more deviations, detours, or distractions.

One quick side note though, as I was driving my phone switched back an hour when I entered the Central Time Zone and I honestly had to call my dad and ask him what time it was because it threw me for that much of a loop.

Now onto St. Louis.

Day 3: Toto I’m not in Saugus anymore

Day 3 and I was up bright and early and onto Cincinnati. I planned on stopping for breakfast at a place called SuperChef’s on the recommendation of one of my work friends. About an hour away from my destination and I decided to check to see what the hours were. The hours were: Not open on Mondays. Sufficed to say I continued right on through to Cincinnati.

Seeing as I was up and out by 6:30am I made it to Cincy by about 11 and since Check in wasn’t until 4pm I went over to the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden (2nd Oldest Zoo in the country) to see Harambe. Oh oh I mean to see the animals that were still alive.

I must say, I was impressed. The variety of animals was remarkable. Everything from snow leopards to red pandas to camels to polar bears. I strolled along snapping picture after picture. Still familiarizing myself with my camera and just enjoying the beautiful Cincinnati day. As time passed I continued looking at the vast map and mentally crossing off the animals I had seen. Realizing that I was pretty sure I had seen everything I wanted to see, I headed back toward the car. My feet thanked me as it was now 4 o’clock and I had been walking around for about 4 hours.

I got back to the car and decided 4 o’clock was probably a good time to have my first meal of the day. I was surprised that I wasn’t completely famished seeing as up until that point my total sustenance intake for the day consisted of a single bottle of water. Choosing to not even begin to question it I drove over to a well regarded restaurant called Camp Washington Chili and ordered a pint of 5 way chili. In Cincinnati, and perhaps all of Ohio I’m not really sure, a 5 way chili is made up of chili, spaghetti, beans, cheese, and onions. And my word was it delectable. Being my first meal of the day probably did make it even better. I know, not because I timed myself but because I happened to take a Snapchat before and after I was done, that I ate that pint of chili cheesey spaghetti-y? goodness in about 12 minutes. Had the place not been a 15 minute drive away I would have went and got another pint immediately.

After eating and relaxing for a bit I decided to go out for a walk and check out the surroundings a bit. I had done the same thing in Pittsburgh so I figured what was the harm in checking out the area a bit. This is when I realized that Cincinnati…is not like Pittsburgh. Now driving into Cincy I could already tell it was different than Pittsburgh. Aesthetically it was more similar to Boston. Narrower streets, more traffic etc etc. However, after going out for a walk the best description I can come up with for Cincinnati is to say think of a rougher version of Boston and you’ll pretty much have it. In the 20 minutes or so I was out for a walk I was approached by people asking me for money about 5 times. As I walked by groups of people I felt nothing but eyes following me. It was an uneasy feeling to say the least. I immediately realized that this was not a place where I was going to be out after dark taking nice scenic pictures. I got some raspberry and mango sorbet and headed back to my room realizing that I was not in Saugus anymore, or even Boston anymore. Yet another lesson learned early on in this journey.

Day 2: It’s not all about the plans

Second and last day here in Pittsburgh and it was pretty low key. I saw what I wanted to see yesterday so I took the time today to relax and just explore.

Upon recommendation I went to Pamela’s Diner for breakfast. I got strawberry filled crepe style hotcakes with scrambled eggs and bacon and it was quite possibly the best breakfast I’ve ever had. The hotcakes were filled with slices of real strawberries along with cream cheese and cinnamon and they were heaven. Never mind that the hotcake itself was simply scrumptious, you add in that filling and it couldn’t have been any better.

After breakfast I drove around aimlessly for a bit. I stumbled upon the University of Pittsburgh and decided to take a walk around the campus. It was gorgeous. Way way way too huge for my liking, but gorgeous none the less. With chapels and giant academic buildings scattered around the corner and across the street from the Carnegie Museum of Art or the Carnegie Music Hall I was certainly in an intellectual hot spot.

After poking around the campus grounds a bit I decided to go back to my room and chill a bit before going to an early dinner. I knew I wasn’t going to get many chill days in the upcoming week so I decided to take advantage.

For dinner I headed back to the Allegheny River area to a place called Burgatory. Let me tell you, it was fabulous. From the adult Burnt Almond Torte milkshake with Amaretto to the Piggy Butter & Jelly burger (a half ground beef half ground bacon burger with White American Cheese, Candied Bacon, Bread & Butter Pickles, Peanut Butter & Habanero Jelly) it was all creatively delicious.

After dinner I walked back down to my new found favorite spot  by the river. I grabbed my camera and tripod this time and set up shop to grab some pictures. I sat and watched as people walked by. Runners, bikers, walkers. Couples, friends, families. Adults, kids, pets. As I watched people constantly going by I realized that despite the constant activity it never really seemed crowded. A theme that had carried over from the day before. Again as I walked around the city and as I sat here by the river again today, it never felt packed with people. I never struggled to find parking anywhere I went. I never waited more than 20 minutes at a restaurant and in 2 of the 3 cases I simply walked in and sat down. That’s probably what I enjoyed most about Pittsburgh. For me, when I think of a big name city like Pittsburgh, I immediately think it will be something like Boston. You go out in Boston on a day that’s sunny and close to 70 and you’ll be shoulder to shoulder with people just trying to walk the sidewalk. Pittsburgh was not like that. It was low key. It was surprising to me that it could at times be almost serene.

So as I took the last few pictures of the Allegheny, I stopped for a second and just took in the whole scene. Standing there riverside, the lights illuminating the fountain across the way as the wind gently blew, I realized that if the rest of this trip comes anywhere close to the time I’ve spent in Pittsburgh then it is for sure going to exceed my expectations. Everything doesn’t have to be go go go. I spent so much time planning this trip and listing things I wanted to see and wanted to do and already after the first stop I’ve found that my favorite thing wasn’t seeing PNC Park or Heinz Field or Primanti Bros. It was just sitting by the river taking pictures. And that’s fine by me.

Day 1: What it’s all about

When people found out I was doing this trip alone they inevitably would respond with something along the lines of “Oh I could never do that” or “Wow aren’t you nervous!?” Truth be told as it got closer and closer I got more and more anxious. I’ve never done anything like this before. Never driven for extended periods of time on my own. Hell I’ve never been off the East Coast. So getting in the car this morning and actually starting this trip was nerve wracking to say the least.

As I started driving though and the miles and hours passed by, I was becoming less and less nervous. I was paying more attention to the scenery and landscapes around me. I was taking in sights that I had never seen. Yeah it was rainy and foggy for most of the drive, but when that sun broke? When it shone over green hills in Pennsylvania? It was picturesque.

Rolling into the hotel at about 5:45 pm was pure excitement. It was sunny, it was warm and I was ready to explore. First stop? Primanti Bros. The first meal on this trip was a pastrami and provolone sandwich piled high with coleslaw, tomato, and fresh cut fries with a Yuengling. There was absolutely nothing about that meal that was typical of me. I’ve never eaten pastrami or provolone, never cared for coleslaw, and (as anyone will tell you) am not a beer drinker. But I’m in Pittsburgh and Primanti and Yuengling are staples. Maybe a bit touristy staples, but staples nonetheless. I decided I was going to take the whole “When in Rome” mantra to heart. This trip is about trying new things and having new experiences.

Sandwich and beer both gone, I took off for PNC Park. Not to go to a game or anything, but just to see it. Pirates hat firmly atop my head I walked the street toward the park to get a few pictures. I saw the statues of Stargell and Wagner and Clemente. Then I decided to check out Heinz Field. A quick Google Maps search showed it was only about a 10 minute walk away. Still with a bit of sunlight to burn before the night completely took over, I set off toward the stadium. Knowing my mother would be having an absolute conniption if she knew I was walking the streets of Pittsburgh by myself at about dusk, I kept my head on a swivel and an eye out for anything that made me unsure. Surprisingly though the streets were fairly empty. Not because I was in a bad area either. They were just…empty. Few people passed by, but nothing like the hustle and bustle I was expecting on city streets on a Saturday night. So I got a few pictures of Heinz Field and decided to try to find a bar to watch some of the Penguins’ game.

As I walked the up the street toward Jerome Bettis’ Grille 36, the river caught my eye. I had noticed it when I drove over it coming into Pittsburgh, but the way it was lit up at night struck me. I decided to forgo the bar and walked down the walk way along the edge. There were a few people there with their tripods set up getting pictures of the bridge and the river. I sat down and just took it all in. The Allegheny lit up with reflections of boats passing by and buildings all around. As I sat there though, I realized that this is it. This is what I wanted. I wanted to be exploring places I’ve never been. Seeing things I’ve never seen. And as I think now about the rest of the trip that lays ahead, I’m not nervous or anxious. I’m excited. I’m excited to try new foods. To see ballparks that I have hats for but have never seen except on TV. To sit on the edge of a river and just take in the night. That’s what it’s all about.

Now I assure you that every post I write won’t be this long or this serious in tone, but for the first day I just felt like reflecting a bit.

I’m going to try to write probably once a day, but I’ll probably post more regular updates on Instagram or Snapchat (Jmeuse6) just because it’s easier to do quickly. I’ll also try to repost some videos and pictures from both of those onto here too.

Hopefully you’ve stuck with me through that jumble of thoughts and words and hopefully you’ll stick with me through the rest of this trip. Because this is just the beginning and if today is any indication I’m in for a wild ride and I’d love for you all to come on it too.

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