So, when I finally made it to St. Louis I discovered that it was even more like Boston than Cincy was. It had the same walkability as Boston, which being a 85 degree day was simply lovely.
The hotel I had a reservation at was called the Missouri Athletic Club. It wasn’t grungy, wasn’t exorbitantly expensive, and was within walking distance of both the Gateway Arch and Busch Stadium. When I walked in the door I felt out of place immediately.
Upon check in I was given some hotel info on a sheet of paper. Glossy heavy paper to just to really paint the picture of how snobby this place was. Printed on this glossy high quality paper were Club Policies which I will now quote.
Appropriate Attire Requested
Casual attire is permitted throughout the Club. Casual attire is slacks, blue jeans and walking shorts, collared shirts (including Polo shirts), and sweaters.
Apparel not permitted: cut-off shorts, athletic t-shirts and bare midriff garments. Not hats in lobby or restaurants.
All cell phones are prohibited in dining and lounge areas.
I walked into the lobby of this hotel wearing a white t-shirt, camouflage cargo shorts that are frayed on the leg, a backwards St. Louis Cardinals hat, and sunglasses. The fact that I was not IMMEDIATELY escorted from the building is simply amazing. Now unfortunately I left all of my slacks in Beavers’ room back home and all of my sweaters were in Mr. Roger’s closet. But what I was most upset about was I had this FABULOUS little cut off belly number that would have looked simply divine with my Cardinals hat but now I was being told I couldn’t wear it.
So I took my belongings up to my room and contemplated what I was going to do about the attire. I decided I’d address that later and headed over the get my ticket for the Gateway Arch.
I got my ticket and walked over to get in line. Let me just state the obvious first. That thing is GIANT. When you stand next to something and have to tilt your head all the way back just to see the top of it you know that’s big. Put it this way. In one of the pictures I took of it you can see a little black dot on the bottom of the picture in front of the arch. That is my camera bag and it looks like a pebble.
So I get in line and get in the tram that takes you to the top. The tram consist of eight 5 person pods. These pods are not made for large people. Luckily I am not a large person and did not have to be cooped up with any large people. These pods have no windows in them either so if you’re claustrophobic this would possibly be you’re worst nightmare. The tram ride takes 4 minutes to get to the top. Once at the top though? It’s awe inspiring. 630 feet in the air and you can look out the tiny windows that are up there and just see for miles and miles and miles and miles. It was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.
While at the top though, I noticed something…interesting. As I was taking selfies and looking out of the window I noticed that I was moving. I stopped. I reevaluated and realized it was not me that was moving. It was the arch. The arch was swaying in the wind. 630 feet up and this thing is swaying. The park ranger that was up there was explaining the structural integrity of it and that it’s meant to be able to sway like that. No amount of explaining was ever going to make me okay with the swaying though. I decided that would be a good time to leave so I took the 3 minute pod back down to Earth and headed over to Busch Stadium to get a ticket for the Cardinals v Red Sox game
